"Secret's in the sauce." - Fried Green Tomatoes
"Where would Tiny Turner be if she'd rolled over and said 'Hit me again, Ike. And put some stank on it.'? Rollin' on the river, that's where she'd be. But she's beyond Thunderdome because she decided to send a message. 'Wake up, sisters, there's no such thing as a weaker sex!" - Fletcher Reed in Liar, Liar
"I just ate Skittles, I think they made me have typing diahorrea!" - Trig said this after sending me a long e-mail. :)
"Your mind is like a taco. The more you cram into it, the more that's going to fall out." - I found this at some quote site, loved it, and wrote it down.
"Max [George's pet pig] is so not a problem. He doesn't smell. It's the bulldogs that are a pain in the ass, but they're funny. They fart a lot." - George Clooney (Thanks Marie!)
Carol: I have to go find out.
Luka: Find out what?
Carol: If he's still in love with me...because..I'm still in love with him. I am. I've been
in love with him since I was 23 years old...... He's...he's everything to me, he's my life,
I feel..complete when I'm with him and I feel empty when we're apart. And...he's the father
of my children.....And he's my soul mate.
-On ER
Carol: "Doug, if one magnetic field is positive force and the other is a negative force,
will they attract or will pull away?"
Doug: "Thank you, Carol, for pointing out yet another thing I know absolutely nothing about."
-On ER
Mark (in helicopter, to paramedic): Hell of a life!
Paramedic: What?
Mark: I said, hell of a life!
Paramedic: What?
Mark: I said, I wanna have sex with your wife!
Paramedic (gives thumbs up)
Mark (smiles)
-On ER
Lydia: He's [Doug] unbelievable.
Carol: You wonder why I slept with him on the first date.
Lydia: Really? First date?
Carol: Yeah, he rang the doorbell. The next thing I knew we
were on the kitchen floor.
Lydia: Kitchen floor? I gotta start dating again.
-On ER
Mark: What are you thinking about Doug?
Doug: Carol...I'm in love with her..I mean, I used to think I
knew what love was. I cared about a lot of women, I just don't
think I've ever really been in love...I think about her all
the time...I don't like it when I'm not with her, I don't want
to be with anyone else. That's love isn't it?
Mark: Yeah..That's love.
-On ER
"I would have caught myself if I hadn't been carrying such a big bag. How many different kinds of sanitary napkins do they make? Thin, maxi, mini, wings, non-wings, scented, unscented; I had to buy every kind they had. They couldn't just have regular." - David Greene on ER
"I'm gonna give my computer a hernia. I have SO many windows open." - Trig
"My butt is sweating!" - Monica on Friends
Fat Guy: What's up, Fletcher?
Fletcher: Your cholesterol fatty! Dead man walking!
-From the movie Liar, Liar
"I used to masturbate to a busboy who was rude to me once. What do you think that means?" - Miranda on Sex and the City
"My vagina's depressed." - Charlotte on Sex and the City
"I nearly had babies thinking about what she'd do to it." - Trig, talking about some girl who I won't mention.
"HOLY DARN HEARTATTACK EMILYWOMAN!" - Nicole, being the lovely Batman obsessive girl she is.
"CHATTY!" - I said this and Bethany and I laughed forever over it.
"Where'd she go?" - Cassie said this when Mrs. Moffitt went up to the chalkboard and she couldn't see her. It was hilarious. We all laughed forever. :)
"Does it smell like roadkill?" - Nicole's mom to Nicole. I won't go into any more depth than that.
trigmy: we should form an action group...
iamoutoftune: yes, okay :)
iamoutoftune: People Against Chicken Sex
trigmy: ROTFLMAO
iamoutoftune: haha PACS
iamoutoftune: PACS UNITE!
trigmy: PACS
trigmy: LMAO
trigmy: Up the PACS!
trigmy: Gimme a P!
iamoutoftune: P!
trigmy: Gimme an A!
iamoutoftune: A!
trigmy: Gimme a C!
iamoutoftune: C!
trigmy: Gimme an S!
iamoutoftune: S!
trigmy: What does it spell?!
iamoutoftune: PACS!
trigmy: Whooooooooo!
just don't ask. :) LOL
"Well, I suppose it wouldn't be Christmas if I wasn't dragged from my bed at the buttcrack of dawn." - Trig after complaining about her younger brother getting her up so early.
"As Newt Gingrich comes on the screen, Clooney flaps his arms and starts making a dinosaur growl. 'Look at him,' he says. 'Look at Gingrich. Doesn't he look like a velociraptor? He looks like a dinosaur. The man has no arms. Roarrrrr!'" *giggles*
"Well no drinking and driving, because it'll come back and fuck ya in the ass. Bastards." - My uncle expressing his opinion on cops who pull you over for DUI's, LOL. His advice to us for New Year's Eve.
"I don't really like my friends." .... "It's just like they're people I work with and our job is being popular and shit." - From the movie Heathers